kim bum oh kim bum

-ini merupakan secebis kisah cinta dua wanita terhadap seorang lelaki-

nama sebenar wanita wanita tersebut dirahsiakan atas sebab2 tertentu..
watak2 yg terlibat adalah seperti berikut:

1. wanita 1 : isteri kepada kimbum yg tercurang ngn jaejoong
2. wanita 2 : kekasih gelap c kimbum yg sudah punya kekasih bernama ryeowook
3. kim bum : pelakon korea..popular lam drama Boys Over Flowers

4. kim Ryeowook: Penyanyi (Super Junior)

4. Kim JaeJoong: Penyanyi (DBSK/TVXQ)




cerita bermula apabila wanita 1 sedang kelaparan....

wanita 2: suh la hubby u tu bg mknn
wanita 1: mcm mne....
wanita 1: die jauh...........
wanita 1: cri mkn ntuk anak bini..
wanita 1: addeyh...
wanita 1: ntuk i latuh mksudnye...
wanita 2: i rse dia dh x ingtla kat u tu..coz smlm bru die call i, ckp yg dia dh nk balik msia...xsbr nk jumpe i...
wanita 2: ekekeke
wanita 1: hah??
wanita 1: dat will never happen!!
wanita 1: hhahaahha
wanita 1: i noe my hubby ..
wanita 1: he will never do dat to me...
wanita 1: hahahhaah
wanita 2: mane u tau...u dok jauh..
wanita 1: i think u'r mistaken...
wanita 1: s0wi babe...
wanita 1: hahahahahaha
wanita 2: xde silapnye...i ni chilhoodfren die...aka kekasih awl n akhir...sme2 lahir kat hospital,sme2 g skolah...cume skrg je i terpkse mnetap di msia sbb blaja kat cni...i think he married to u bcause his parents force him la..
wanita 2: hahaha
wanita 2: cintta dia hnye padaku...
wanita 1: HARAPAN!!
wanita 1: then wat happen to ur ryeowook??
wanita 1: hahahaha
wanita 1: u x setia kt dia..
wanita 2: thats my another one...
wanita 1: hello..
wanita 2: ekeke
wanita 1: i deserve to b wif him!!
wanita 2: what should i do..i love both of them..
wanita 2: ok..then let me ask...what bout ur JAEJOONG....
wanita 1: n u hv n0 rights to interfere!!
wanita 1: hahahaahah
wanita 1: jaejoong is my past...
wanita 1: n0w is KIM BUM!!!
wanita 1: hhahahha
wanita 2: oh really?? i call jaejoong while ago, he said... u msih date die..
wanita 2: dont lie to me babe...miahahaha
wanita 1: im still dating him bc0z he just cant let me go...
wanita 1: he's begging to b wif me!!
wanita 1: wat shud i do..
wanita 1: halau je??
wanita 1: of c0z la layn..
wanita 1: lau x nti pape jd..
wanita 2: i'm dating ryeowook bcause i dont want kimbum to come to me...bcause i knew that he already married..
wanita 1: i gak rse bslah...
wanita 2: still...that what we call curang ..
wanita 1: s0...
wanita 1: stay away fr0m my husband!!
wanita 2: in conc, we both not setia to kimbum..
wanita 1: kim bum is mine!!
wanita 1: F0REVER!!
wanita 2: tp dia kawen tepkse..
wanita 2: mak bapak die suh..
wanita 1: mne u tau..
wanita 2: i ni cinta di hti die
wanita 1: he's da one whoi prop0se me!!
wanita 2: mmg la..sbb his parents asked him to
wanita 1: n i n0e he l0ves me..
wanita 1: u je x dpt trime knyataan yg die tuh i punye....
wanita 2: sure he loves u bcause u r his wife..but deep down in his heart...only me..
wanita 1: im felt s0rry 4 u...
wanita 1: u n ur imagination....
wanita 2: he told me..
wanita 1: kesian nye...
wanita 1: he t0ld u bc0z u beg him to....
wanita 1: u threat him!!
wanita 2: begging me....sbb tu i rse berat je nk kawen ngn wookie(ryewook)...sbb die x kasik
wanita 1: hello...
wanita 2: yobseyeo??
wanita 2: ekekeke
wanita 1: die x ksh la u nk kawen nan sape..
wanita 2: dpn u mmg x kesah...kalo depan i...mlutut habis..
wanita 1: he dun give a damn b0ut dat!!
wanita 2: kalo boleh xnk lepas i..
wanita 1: u'r da one who begging him/....
wanita 1: not him...
wanita 1: plish...
wanita 1: jgn jd 0wg x malu...
wanita 1: he's mine n will always b mine....
wanita 2: sbb tu i letak gmbr wookie ni...so dat i could forget kimbum...tp still kimbum keep begging me...huahuahua..
wanita 1: plis get dat in ur mind..
wanita 1: u'll never get dis, aren't u??
wanita 1: stay away from y hubby!!
wanita 1: hhahahaha
wanita 1: st0p calling him..
wanita 1: msg him wat s0 ever..
wanita 2: kimbum is coming to msia soon..n he told me n comes to my place first!!
wanita 1: hell0!!
wanita 1: im his wife..
wanita 2: u pun xtau ag kan dia nk balik..
wanita 1: im gonna pick him at d airp0rt..
wanita 1: i tau ok!!
wanita 2: dan2..


selepas itu, dua wanita ini kembali waras...mereke berdue kembali menjadi orang kebiasaan baik kimbum atau ryeowook mahupun jaejoong x mngenali mereka pon...kuikuikui...

wanita 1: hahahahha
wanita 1: da la ***(wanita 2)...
wanita 1: pe ni...
wanita 1: hahhhhaa
wanita 2: penat ke yang..
wanita 1: xde tenaga la..
wanita 1: lap0 nye pasal...
wanita 1: addeyh...
wanita 2: yes..i menang...kimbum!!!
wanita 1: hei!!
wanita 2: saje je wat *** (wanita 1) sakit ati
wanita 1: bl0m lg k..


kesimpulannya: wanita 1 ckp lebih banyak berbanding wanita 2.. ini kerana, wanita 1 telah gelabah ayam kerana takut/risau/bimbang kimbumnye telah jadi milik orang lain...sekian...

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