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Friday, June 12, 2009

kim bum oh kim bum

-ini merupakan secebis kisah cinta dua wanita terhadap seorang lelaki-

nama sebenar wanita wanita tersebut dirahsiakan atas sebab2 tertentu..
watak2 yg terlibat adalah seperti berikut:

1. wanita 1 : isteri kepada kimbum yg tercurang ngn jaejoong
2. wanita 2 : kekasih gelap c kimbum yg sudah punya kekasih bernama ryeowook
3. kim bum : pelakon korea..popular lam drama Boys Over Flowers

4. kim Ryeowook: Penyanyi (Super Junior)

4. Kim JaeJoong: Penyanyi (DBSK/TVXQ)




cerita bermula apabila wanita 1 sedang kelaparan....

wanita 2: suh la hubby u tu bg mknn
wanita 1: mcm mne....
wanita 1: die jauh...........
wanita 1: cri mkn ntuk anak bini..
wanita 1: addeyh...
wanita 1: ntuk i latuh mksudnye...
wanita 2: i rse dia dh x ingtla kat u tu..coz smlm bru die call i, ckp yg dia dh nk balik msia...xsbr nk jumpe i...
wanita 2: ekekeke
wanita 1: hah??
wanita 1: dat will never happen!!
wanita 1: hhahaahha
wanita 1: i noe my hubby ..
wanita 1: he will never do dat to me...
wanita 1: hahahhaah
wanita 2: mane u tau...u dok jauh..
wanita 1: i think u'r mistaken...
wanita 1: s0wi babe...
wanita 1: hahahahahaha
wanita 2: xde silapnye...i ni chilhoodfren die...aka kekasih awl n akhir...sme2 lahir kat hospital,sme2 g skolah...cume skrg je i terpkse mnetap di msia sbb blaja kat cni...i think he married to u bcause his parents force him la..
wanita 2: hahaha
wanita 2: cintta dia hnye padaku...
wanita 1: HARAPAN!!
wanita 1: then wat happen to ur ryeowook??
wanita 1: hahahaha
wanita 1: u x setia kt dia..
wanita 2: thats my another one...
wanita 1: hello..
wanita 2: ekeke
wanita 1: i deserve to b wif him!!
wanita 2: what should i do..i love both of them..
wanita 2: ok..then let me ask...what bout ur JAEJOONG....
wanita 1: n u hv n0 rights to interfere!!
wanita 1: hahahaahah
wanita 1: jaejoong is my past...
wanita 1: n0w is KIM BUM!!!
wanita 1: hhahahha
wanita 2: oh really?? i call jaejoong while ago, he said... u msih date die..
wanita 2: dont lie to me babe...miahahaha
wanita 1: im still dating him bc0z he just cant let me go...
wanita 1: he's begging to b wif me!!
wanita 1: wat shud i do..
wanita 1: halau je??
wanita 1: of c0z la layn..
wanita 1: lau x nti pape jd..
wanita 2: i'm dating ryeowook bcause i dont want kimbum to come to me...bcause i knew that he already married..
wanita 1: i gak rse bslah...
wanita 2: still...that what we call curang ..
wanita 1: s0...
wanita 1: stay away fr0m my husband!!
wanita 2: in conc, we both not setia to kimbum..
wanita 1: kim bum is mine!!
wanita 1: F0REVER!!
wanita 2: tp dia kawen tepkse..
wanita 2: mak bapak die suh..
wanita 1: mne u tau..
wanita 2: i ni cinta di hti die
wanita 1: he's da one whoi prop0se me!!
wanita 2: mmg la..sbb his parents asked him to
wanita 1: n i n0e he l0ves me..
wanita 1: u je x dpt trime knyataan yg die tuh i punye....
wanita 2: sure he loves u bcause u r his wife..but deep down in his heart...only me..
wanita 1: im felt s0rry 4 u...
wanita 1: u n ur imagination....
wanita 2: he told me..
wanita 1: kesian nye...
wanita 1: he t0ld u bc0z u beg him to....
wanita 1: u threat him!!
wanita 2: begging me....sbb tu i rse berat je nk kawen ngn wookie(ryewook)...sbb die x kasik
wanita 1: hello...
wanita 2: yobseyeo??
wanita 2: ekekeke
wanita 1: die x ksh la u nk kawen nan sape..
wanita 2: dpn u mmg x kesah...kalo depan i...mlutut habis..
wanita 1: he dun give a damn b0ut dat!!
wanita 2: kalo boleh xnk lepas i..
wanita 1: u'r da one who begging him/....
wanita 1: not him...
wanita 1: plish...
wanita 1: jgn jd 0wg x malu...
wanita 1: he's mine n will always b mine....
wanita 2: sbb tu i letak gmbr wookie ni...so dat i could forget kimbum...tp still kimbum keep begging me...huahuahua..
wanita 1: plis get dat in ur mind..
wanita 1: u'll never get dis, aren't u??
wanita 1: stay away from y hubby!!
wanita 1: hhahahaha
wanita 1: st0p calling him..
wanita 1: msg him wat s0 ever..
wanita 2: kimbum is coming to msia soon..n he told me n comes to my place first!!
wanita 1: hell0!!
wanita 1: im his wife..
wanita 2: u pun xtau ag kan dia nk balik..
wanita 1: im gonna pick him at d airp0rt..
wanita 1: i tau ok!!
wanita 2: dan2..


selepas itu, dua wanita ini kembali waras...mereke berdue kembali menjadi orang kebiasaan baik kimbum atau ryeowook mahupun jaejoong x mngenali mereka pon...kuikuikui...

wanita 1: hahahahha
wanita 1: da la ***(wanita 2)...
wanita 1: pe ni...
wanita 1: hahhhhaa
wanita 2: penat ke yang..
wanita 1: xde tenaga la..
wanita 1: lap0 nye pasal...
wanita 1: addeyh...
wanita 2: yes..i menang...kimbum!!!
wanita 1: hei!!
wanita 2: saje je wat *** (wanita 1) sakit ati
wanita 1: bl0m lg k..


kesimpulannya: wanita 1 ckp lebih banyak berbanding wanita 2.. ini kerana, wanita 1 telah gelabah ayam kerana takut/risau/bimbang kimbumnye telah jadi milik orang lain...sekian...

;P

5 comments:

Be-Fish said...

Dunia ni sume, dunia...
Kembali lah ke pangkal jln, anak2 ku...

Anonymous said...

hhahaaaah....
wnita 2 tuh mmg SGT PERASAN!!
hhaahah....
cube trime hakikat yg kim bum tuh owg laen punye...
hhehee...
ADESH!!feel REALLY SORRY 4 HER!!
hahaahahah....

EaSt said...

hahaha..d cni kite leh nmpk ye,komen dri tnpa name d ats ni adlh wanita 1 ye..xbrani r tu nk tonjol nme snr..kuikuikui..

FdausAmad said...

Gua nak jemput lu makan kenduri kat blog gua.
Ikut baca doa lagi bagus.

Kalo nak follow pun takpa.

Blog gua tu dh tak seimbang,ramai dah berat ke belah punk.

iZNie said...

..dua2 wanita pon sgt perasan..
..huhuhu..